In case you haven't heard the news or you have been living under a rock. A five foot hole ripped out of the ceiling of a Airliner last week. Yes, a commercial airplane, big hole, 30,000 feet in the air!!! Somebody actually asked the question to the Discovery Channel website of what would happen if you got sucked out of the hole at 30,000 feet...and the answer, according to experts, is... prognosis wouldn't be good. WTF! Prognosis wouldn't be good???? Oh really? Are you sure? I mean after all it's only 30,000 feet.. c'mon. So you bounce once or twice and then land the perfect two point landing.. and the scores are in.. 10,10,10,9,10.. dang Russian judge. This just in... within in seconds you would be dead due to oxygen deprivation... low oxygen levels at that height would cause a slight issue with be able to breath...so grab your oxygen mask on the way out(problem on solved). Ahhh, bbbrrrr, the temperature at that height -70 degrees F. so instant freeze ray.. that's what the blanket is for.. take that with you also (problem number 2 solved). According to the Discovery Channel website there would be an extreme case of Stress and the sudden drop of air pressure would create the bends and the trauma would make your nervous system go nuts... the pillow comes into play here along with the vodka tonics... relaxes the system and creates a zen sensation(problem solved). Last but not least you would probably hit the plane on the way out or get hit by the plane getting cut in half... tuck and roll grab the cushion on the way out to deflect the impact... it's not just a floatation device.
By the way... the suggested method of survival is to keep your seat belt fastened and put your oxygen mask on... my way to survive... Drive to your destination unless flying is absolutely necessary.
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